Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
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sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like
THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS
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so dennys posted this
but then I did a little research of my own and discovered
nice try dennys
what exactly are you trying to pull here dennys
it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
can we agree to never talk about this again
she’s a very cute girl, her lyrics have left me speechless, she’s very caring about her fans like its genuine not f*ck my label is making me do these meet and greets i wanna die like no she honestly loves meeting her fans and does cute things for them like baking them cooKIES shes so adorably dorky she puts on a great show she has such a way with words like describing the mean comments she once said “just because there’s a hurricane going on outside doesnt mean you have to look at it” like its such a vivid way to make a good point she elegantly responds to critics like she got cr*p for using auto-tune on the song red so she goes on the cma’s and does a beautiful simple acoustic rendition of it and sings the auto-tuned parts herself like doing the thing and its the most beautiful thing?? shutting the critics right up but for the most part shes like ok u can say what u want im gonna go record another grammy winning album see yall later